I feel like Australia is like this
This what I look like when I climax
You boys have it easy!
You’d regret saying this if you knew about awkward boners, not only are they awkward, but its the few times where its painful.
Somebody please Photoshop this picture of Hitler fist pumping: hitle dropped not only the Jew count, but also the bass
I can think of a worse way this could’ve ended.
I once cut it down the middle with scissors. I can’t be tamed
She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies
Maybe she’s just got a bad yeast infection #ew #stripper #lol
I love you breonah. LOLOL
Still not an excuse to skip making a sandwich